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Old 11-29-2013, 09:17 AM   #1
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I had a dream last night of a new weapon.

THE SQUEAKY-HAMMER
Level 5 Novelty Item
Clonks you over the head
Does no damage

It was an all-class joke melee weapon. It looked like a long rubber mallet with a yellow head and red trim and whenever you hit anyone or anything, it squeaked. While you couldn't damage other players with it, they would still receive hit knockback and their view would be knocked around. The classes all also got new voice responses for a successful hit over the head against someone.

I remember an enemy Heavy following me all the way to spawn to hit me with it, and then Schadenfreude-taunting. So I - as a Scout - went to the resupply locker, equipped it, hit him back, and then logged out before he could do anything.
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:22 AM   #2
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You might be playing a little too much.

Not gonna blame you tho this IS tf2 we'Re talking about.
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:25 AM   #3
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I tell ya, though: after waking up, I really want one now.
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:26 AM   #4
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I actually want one too....sounds like it could be a fun as hell trolldier weapon, or just an actual strategic weapon


hit someone repeatedly so teammates can blow them apart.
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:28 AM   #5
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I tell ya, though: after waking up, I really want one now.
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/skins/107649

Enjoy.
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:33 AM   #6
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Yeah, I saw the Advanced Weaponizer version when looking up the Perceptionist for the word to describe the disorientation effect.

Funnily enough, it did look almost exactly like that, but longer and with a brown handle. And no Bonk! theming. And the ends of the head were a bit more spherical.
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:36 AM   #7
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Yeah, I saw the Advanced Weaponizer version when looking up the Perceptionist for the word to describe the disorientation effect.

Funnily enough, it did look almost exactly like that, but longer and with a brown handle. And no Bonk! theming. And the ends of the head were a bit more spherical.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2xA7EyKpko

I hope this Is relevant.
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Old 11-29-2013, 10:17 AM   #8
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THE SQUEAKY-HAMMER
Level 5 Novelty Item
Clonks you over the head
Does no damage
Well, I doubt that would be of any use whatsoever-

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While you couldn't damage other players with it, they would still receive hit knockback and their view would be knocked around.
...YES PLEASE.
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Old 11-29-2013, 10:26 AM   #9
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they would still receive hit knockback
THE SQUEAKY-HAMMER
Level 5 Novelty Item
Clonks you over the head
100% Critical Hits
Does no damage

What the smash bros mod should have been.

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Old 11-29-2013, 10:46 AM   #10
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How about you can jump with it? You get self-knockback whenever you hit anything? Think of the epix!
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Old 11-29-2013, 11:37 AM   #11
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I had a dream of a high damage 1 clip family business with Olympia barrel ��
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Old 11-29-2013, 12:23 PM   #12
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I'd imagine being hit by a Hammerknight would send you flying across the map.
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