Do you think my new computer could run Episode 3?

theking3000 · 09-07-2009, 05:01 PM

My new computer setup is

CPU: Intel 386
RAM: 4MBs
Hard Drive 500MBs
Graphics Card: STG-2000
Motherboard: Gaffer tape with wires stuck on
PSU: Connected directly into the mains.

I know your all want my new setup but should it play Episode 3 on max settings?

.n£º.§ty|e$ · 09-07-2009, 05:13 PM

hahahaha

Hiroshima · 09-07-2009, 05:14 PM

I can't stop laughing

GenhisKhan · 09-07-2009, 05:41 PM

Well by the way it looks Valve is going the way down the consoles so I think even a portable PSP could play Ep3. Besides now Alyx speaks sign language!!!!-_-

vandoo99999 · 09-07-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenhisKhan

Well by the way it looks Valve is going the way down the consoles so I think even a portable PSP could play Ep3. Besides now Alyx speaks sign language!!!!-_-

a portable playstation portable? That's just crazy talk.

youknow · 09-07-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenhisKhan

Well by the way it looks Valve is going the way down the consoles so I think even a portable PSP could play Ep3. Besides now Alyx speaks sign language!!!!-_-

Alyx is amazing, not only can she speak every language Half Life 2 supports, she can also SPEAK SIGN LANGUAGE(WUT?!?!?!?!?)!!!!

theking3000 · 09-08-2009, 08:38 AM

This system is stare of art.

It plays defender at full spec and Half-life 2 Ep3 will be like defender won't it?

Flamov · 09-08-2009, 08:50 AM

Not to shabby I might add.

michael89 · 09-08-2009, 09:04 AM

Your rig reminds me from this crysis-rig:

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=802747

StartSelect · 09-08-2009, 09:13 AM

I believe you need a mouse and keyboard, and you don't seem to mention either, so I don't think you can run it.

theking3000 · 09-08-2009, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StartSelect

I believe you need a mouse and keyboard, and you don't seem to mention either, so I don't think you can run it.

Sorry I use this keyboard

http://www.chinawholesalegift.com/pi...1008179029.jpg

and this mouse

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_diabetic.jpg

Dangerous Pie · 09-08-2009, 09:25 AM

If you submerge your processor in ice water as a substitute for a cooling fan, then everything should be a-ok.

MADDOGGE · 09-08-2009, 10:00 AM

I personally see no reason why you shouldn't be able to play at the highest frame rates possible and on multiple monitors at the same time. What would you charge to build and ship me one also?

Dangerous Pie · 09-08-2009, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MADDOGGE

I personally see no reason why you shouldn't be able to play at the highest frame rates possible and on multiple monitors at the same time. What would you charge to build and ship me one also?

A box of crayons and your chocolate milk.

09-07-2009, 05:01 PM	#1
theking3000 Join Date: Jan 2007 Reputation: 10 Posts: 553	Do you think my new computer could run Episode 3? My new computer setup is CPU: Intel 386 RAM: 4MBs Hard Drive 500MBs Graphics Card: STG-2000 Motherboard: Gaffer tape with wires stuck on PSU: Connected directly into the mains. I know your all want my new setup but should it play Episode 3 on max settings? Last edited by theking3000 : 09-07-2009 at 05:14 PM.

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theking3000 Join Date: Jan 2007 Reputation: 10 Posts: 553	This system is stare of art. It plays defender at full spec and Half-life 2 Ep3 will be like defender won't it?

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Flamov Join Date: Nov 2006 Reputation: 307 Posts: 1,656	Not to shabby I might add.

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michael89 Join Date: Dec 2008 Reputation: 15 Posts: 816	Your rig reminds me from this crysis-rig: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=802747

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StartSelect Join Date: Nov 2005 Reputation: 2 Posts: 201	I believe you need a mouse and keyboard, and you don't seem to mention either, so I don't think you can run it.

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Dangerous Pie Join Date: Feb 2008 Reputation: 44 Posts: 403	If you submerge your processor in ice water as a substitute for a cooling fan, then everything should be a-ok.

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MADDOGGE Join Date: Jan 2008 Reputation: 507 Posts: 6,160	I personally see no reason why you shouldn't be able to play at the highest frame rates possible and on multiple monitors at the same time. What would you charge to build and ship me one also?